I had a hot dog for lunch today,
but later found that god was
in there when I ate it...
People told me they
wanted him back and I said,
"Fine then, all I
wanted was the hot dog."
I told them I hadn't
been to the bathroom yet,
but when I did, they were more
than welcome to try to
salvage their 'king of kings'
from my reeking excrements...
"Besides," I told them,
"All I wanted was the hot dog, anyway."